We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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