i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just high enough for therapy.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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