went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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