a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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