i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
