we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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