sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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