David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
