the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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