it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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