Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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