dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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