I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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