you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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