I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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