i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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