Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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