I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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