On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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