I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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