Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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