used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.