I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.