making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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