I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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