just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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