who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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