sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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