Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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