He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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