Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
