just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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