If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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