My nipple is on Facebook.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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