She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
