Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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