Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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