What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
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Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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