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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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