I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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