We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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