she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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