Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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