Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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