Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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