Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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