Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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