yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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