She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
