My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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