is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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