new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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