Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
