I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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