Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize