what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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