its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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