I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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