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If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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