drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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